The Mark of Revolution - A Mountian Dew Rebellion

I knew it couldn't be the only person who likes to drink 3 gallons of mountain dew before heading down to the local truck stop and painting that toilet silly.  Its good to know there are other rebels out there who don't feel the need to color inside the lines or pee inside the bowl.  If they didn't want us to hit the seat then why did they put it there?   

Our marks will forever be left on the rims of the world as a warning to those who fall victim to the MAN, and CORPORATE AMERICA, and to those who don't do their pooping in the privacy of their own suburban homes.

You may wipe the seats but you will never wipe the memory from your minds.  From the looks of it, you will probably never wipe down the wall beside the toilet either.

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PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR JACKED UP BATHROOMS TO SUBMIT@JACKEDUPBATHROOMS.COM

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Bathroom or Tropical Paradise? You Decide.

Some people just see a bathroom as a place to do your business and get the heck out as fast as you can.  Some people see it as a chance to build an breathtaking oasis with a resort-like feel.  This pictures show one of those attempts. 

See how the new and used toilet paper is strewn on the floor like seashells on a dirty bathroom floor colored beach?  Did you notice how the filthy brush and grimy brown ring around the toilet look eerily similar to a young boys fishing pole dangling in a tidal pool?  How about the subtle yellow tint of the water in the bowl exactly matching a late summer sunset? 

You may have not noticed those little details but I know you didn't miss the piece that ties it all together.  What a beautiful photo of a schooner at sail on the sea.  The owner must have known that they had a one-of-a-kind piece of art, because they left it in the plastic like an good collector would.  They even took the time to bend it in just the right places, so that it catches the light perfectly.  

If you look closely you can see they even added fake sea spray for that final touch of authenticity!