Showing posts with label pee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pee. Show all posts

A Bathroom Master in Pieces - Part 3 of 3

This bathroom has so much going on that I need to break it down like a used cardboard box (this reference will be hilarious in just a little bit - ;) wink, wink)

This is the third and final picture is this amazing bathroom.  It is the last, but definitely not the least jacked up.

Most amateurs might finish off one urinal and leave a working one for those brave enough to drop trough, but that is for quitters.  They clearly ran out of any sensible materials to block off a broken toilet, such as cardboard.  They didn't quit though and that's what really stands out. 

They picked themselves up off the dirtiest floor in the world, attempted to wipe the dirt of their pants but realized it was hopeless, and raided the trash cans outside a working government building.  They stood to incur large fines and possibly jail sentences but it didn't stop them from using official government documents and the trash bag they came in to get the job done.

I do wonder what kind of amateur came in after the fact and put up an "Out of Order" sign, though.  This cannot be the work of the same people.  The original artists must have moved on to dirtier pastures.  This is truly akin to tagging the Mona Lisa and I hope someone with some sense will remove it as soon as possible.

I hope the next time you are in a bathroom not peeing on your hard earned tax dollars you will remember this and remember those who probably died of a lung parasite shortly after being here.

Note:  Am I the only one guessing that, at some point, someone has tried to pee in that little gap between the plastic bag and the urinal?

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The Mark of Revolution - A Mountian Dew Rebellion


I knew it couldn't be the only person who likes to drink 3 gallons of mountain dew before heading down to the local truck stop and painting that toilet silly.  Its good to know there are other rebels out there who don't feel the need to color inside the lines or pee inside the bowl.  If they didn't want us to hit the seat then why did they put it there?   

Our marks will forever be left on the rims of the world as a warning to those who fall victim to the MAN, and CORPORATE AMERICA, and to those who don't do their pooping in the privacy of their own suburban homes.

You may wipe the seats but you will never wipe the memory from your minds.  From the looks of it, you will probably never wipe down the wall beside the toilet either.



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