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This manager knows that the best time to really get a message across is when someone is on the crapper.  You know its serious too, because they brought it down to your level by using street slang.  I am sure they really regret having to take down the previous sign with a clip art thumbs up that said "COOL JOB DUDES AND DUDETTES - YOU GUYS ARE REALLY ROCKING AROUND THE CLOCK!".

 
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Signs of a Concerned File Clerk

 

You know your employer really cares about your health when they go to the trouble of picking up a marker and an old, used manila folder, for your health.  Sure. they could have used a professional sign maker, or used correct punctuation, or connected all the lines in their letters like anybody who passed at least first grade, or even took the time to underline and entire word instead of just part of it, but that wouldn't have meant the same to you or to them.

They even took the time to tear the blue tape with their own jagged teeth instead of using scissors or regular scotch tape.  Next time you see a corporate sign at your place of work be sure to remember there are some people out there who still care about their employees, but not the ones who smoke. 

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