Yes We Trash Can! - 2012

There aren't many people in this world with new ideas, much less good ones.  You don't get out of the box thinking like this everyday.  Its even better when these revolutionary ideas are to help the planet and just might save your puny selves from eco-disaster.

These selfless individuals have converted their only trash can into a plastic lined bird house and crap hole.  The birds can rest all day on the ledge and poop to their hearts content.  They can even fly inside and build a nest, but it's probably not a good idea though as they will probably get caught in the liner and suffocate.  This may wind up being responsible for more bird deaths than KFC, but its the thought that counts.

You are probably wandering how they are getting by without a trash can for their own use.  Are they throwing their used towels on the floor?  Do they just set fire to each towel after its used?  Do they patty cake with a partner until their hands are dry?  Nope.  They solved that problem too.  Its the old trash bag in a dirty milk crate idea.  They can't be faulted for using such an over-used idea as they really fried some brain cells with the bird house/poop displaying/bird murdering trash can.

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Party Over Here

Several good tips on bathroom design here that make it fun and whimsical for kids and adults of all ages.  You can really put these into practice in your bathroom to have the whole neighborhood coming over to your house to spent some quality time.

Instead of just installing boring corporate lighting, make it fun by adding some dragon wings made from some old asbestos ceiling tiles.  You can also leave a large hole in the ceiling above the light hoping that a silly mouse might come and visit.  Perhaps a leak will trickle down over the light and make a great electric waterfall! 

Don't forget to empty your vacuum cleaner onto the air grate.  This will make it really seem like an old castle for the kids to explore and catch disease.

How needs monkey bars when you can just as easily run your electrical on the outside of the wall?  What's behind the mysterious plate at the end?  Leave a screw driver near by and see if someone is brave enough to open it up and root around for a prize. 

 You don't want your castle theme to be interrupted by modern instruments so cover at least half of your paper towel holder with bronze paint.  All other painting should be random and it should definitely run onto the door frame and anything else would normally not get painted.   After you finish painting you may want to break the soap dispenser off the wall leaving its outline.  This will add some mystery and can be used in a scavenger hunt later.

You want to be a great host and everyone knows that a great host provides food and refreshments.  We will be spending quite a lot of time in here so it makes sense to work the food into the theme.  Use some chocolate pudding and Frito crumbles to provide a buffet right behind the toilet.  It will be the last place your guests look and you wont believe their surprise.

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Reduse, Reuse, Revolting

In these days where everybody needs to do their part for the planet, its good to see even the owner of this bathroom getting into the act.  They clearly had a rotting old boat or the used wall of an out house laying around and decided it was time to put it to good use.

They crudely sawed off the end making sure not to use any kind of paint or sealant that might hurt the environment.  It will naturally soak up liquids without the daily need for watering to keep it just moist enough to promote proper mold growth.

They also went with a very natural look for the counter top itself.  They would never use any soaps or harsh abrasives that might pollute the ground water.  Eventually the gunk will build up enough that they can remove the wood altogether and it will support itself.  This wood can then be used to built a bread box or a baby's crib.

 This is where the attention to detail really shows.  They could have used some toxic adhesive or virgin metal screws to attach this soap dispenser, but they took the time to strip some copper from a vacationing neighbors wiring and attached it securely to the counter.  This too, is only temporary.  The overflowing soap is making a natural shell that will be stronger and nastier than any stolen wire.  This wire will then be used as a way to start their car or a tooth scraper.

Recycling is not always about just reusing things.  Sometimes its about taking care of the things you have to make them last longer.  This is their GOOD spray bottle.  They know that when you have something worth keeping that its worth treating well.  They are keeping this baby high and not so dry hanging in the leaky plumbing instead of on the filthy, pest-ridden floor.

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