The 2 C's of Customer Satisfaction - QUICK TIP


QUICK TIP:

Customers only care about 2 things:  crochet and condoms.
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1 comment:

  1. I totally agree with these Cs, but I think a few more could really bring it home...
    Cholera: obviously, it's already there.
    Chamomile: replace the fake plant in the handy/beautiful/ergonomically crafted/aesthetically pleasing crochet plant holder with a soothing herb so that visitors might enjoy the smells or make a soothing tea from its leaves
    Corey Haim: Celebrity bathroom visits always keep it lively and attract people who grew up in the 80s.
    I think the addition of these Cs to the extant Cs will make it foshizzle.

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