A Bathroom Master in Pieces - Part 2 of 3

This bathroom has so much going on that I need to break it down like a used cardboard box (this reference will be hilarious in just a little bit - ;) wink, wink)

If you are making your own jacked up bathroom you will definitely want to take some tips from the guys.  Most people would never have the kind of budget and Hollywood special effects team it would take to recreate this, but we can all shoot for the stars.

Even these pros know that sometimes they don't get it right the first time.  If you stick something up on the wall and its not right, then it can be fixed.  Just leave it there for 8-9 years until the glue has turned orangeish-yellow and then grab your hammer and beat it off the wall.  The resulting marks will serve as a guide for you to not be so stupid next time and add a touch of history.

You may also want to put a sink in your bathroom but don't want to pay the double digit prices down at the home improvement store.  The good news is that you don't have too pay anything.  Take the top of a crate ,used to ship illegal wild animals, and four legs you broke of a table someone left on the sidewalk for garbage pick up.  You will then need to take some bolts and drive them straight through the top into the leg.  No need to worry about the water that might go through the hole or how crappy it looks.  Dirt and mold will eventually fill the gap and it will be watertight and ready to hold all kinds of disease.

If you are not ready to reveal the final touches on your bathroom then go around the downtown area until you find a really dirty box, probably used by a homeless person.  Take that box and very, very loosely duct tape it to the wall.

PRO TIP:  Be sure to not remove any shipping information on the box.  This may help you find your way home after your infection boils important parts of your brain.

(read on for part 3)

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A Bathroom Master in Pieces - Part 1 of 3

This bathroom has so much going on that I need to break it down like a used cardboard box (this reference will be hilarious in just a little bit - ;) wink, wink)

Check out this awesome fall color scheme for the commode area!  They really went all out with the details on this one.  The first thing that catches this guy's eye is the vintage 70's linoleum with a black border.  Did somebody have a good eye for color or is this just symmetrical mold?  The good ones never tell.  

They've also hand brushed each edge of the toilet seat to really bring out the highlights.  The rest of the seat wouldn't look as white if the edges didn't look so crappy.

If you look closely, you can see the careful placement of a hair grouping on the right side of the rim.  Everyone knows that good things always come in threes.  That goes for wishes, money, and body hairs of all types.

The best part is the avant-garde placement of the tank lid.  Most amateurs would just go with the normal, boring arrangement, but not these artists.  They did it Kris Kross style!  This unconventional twist makes me want to JUMP! JUMP! in there and get to work.

(read on for part deuce)

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The Mark of Revolution - A Mountian Dew Rebellion

I knew it couldn't be the only person who likes to drink 3 gallons of mountain dew before heading down to the local truck stop and painting that toilet silly.  Its good to know there are other rebels out there who don't feel the need to color inside the lines or pee inside the bowl.  If they didn't want us to hit the seat then why did they put it there?   

Our marks will forever be left on the rims of the world as a warning to those who fall victim to the MAN, and CORPORATE AMERICA, and to those who don't do their pooping in the privacy of their own suburban homes.

You may wipe the seats but you will never wipe the memory from your minds.  From the looks of it, you will probably never wipe down the wall beside the toilet either.

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