Like most people, I like to go into a public restroom barefoot like God made me. Its jarring stepping in from the welcoming warmth of dirt onto cold porcelain. They've eased that transition by coating the floor in a nice thick layer of mother earth for my bare tootsies.
They have also went with a deconstructionist approach to bathroom maintenance. They popped the top on the toilet tank like a can of Pringles and let it rest dangerously on the shoddy shelf above. It's just waiting to knock somebody out when those rusty screws give way. How exciting!
I personally like the gangster lean on the toilet plunger. It just screams URBAN.
You might think that they made a huge mistake in leaving the toilet paper out of reach overhead and behind you, but you're gonna think you're an idiot when you see this next picture.
They have a fresh roll waiting for you on the sink 4 feet away! Its sitting there getting nice and wet. Just the way you like it. You just need to use that cockeyed plunger to knock it off and roll it across the dirty floor until it's right in your sweaty hands.
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