Why Does My Car Smell Like Urinal Cake?

I know I can't be the only one applauding the go-getter attitude by the employees at this gas station.  The sheer will and intelligence needed to steal something off the counter and take it all the way to the bathroom to rig up the crappiest air freshening system ever, is off the charts. 

Any normal person would have collapsed half way there and been found 3 days later in a pile of Debbie Cakes, $8 dollar cat food no one is ever going to buy, and dirty magazines.  If they did make it to the bathroom they would probably realize they grabbed a copy of scratched up $1 CD with MooTown's Greatest Hits (a parody Motown CD with cow sounds) by accident.

I can't wait to see their next move here.  I hope it's something as great as windshield wiper fluid in the hand soap or even a flamed up steering wheel cover applied to the toilet seat. 

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