There is a good lesson to be learned about only using the bare minimum to get the job done. It doesn't have to be completely done, but at least done for the 24 to 36 hours before it falls apart again.
Take a look at the sink above. See how they carefully applied a seal to the sink but either didn't apply any kind of adhesive or it was applied so long ago the guy who applied it has passed from an unfortunate addiction to huffing bathroom adhesive. That might not be too long of a time period though, as he really, really loves huffing glue.
Fortunately, after the funeral, the new handyman or handy capable man came along and decided it was really time to get this sink situation straightened out. In the process he discovered the wonders of the Home Depot caulking aisle and did major damage to his brain. The fix below is a sure sign of that. He took the board out of his couch that kept you from hitting the floor when you sat down too hard and sured up. Finally fixing that sink for good. He died shortly after from an infected splinter.
Whoever came next was determined to make a difference and really wanted to shake things up a little. He started by actually putting a trash bag in the trash can. He didn't bother to clean the can itself or anything around it but the bag was installed and will probably remain forever. He also removed the bolts holding the toilet to the floor after he fell on one while huffing glue and injured his right eye. He didn't want the same thing to happen to any kids. He was "fine with them huffing glue once they was old enough, like 15, but them bolts could be dangerous". He succumbed to his eye injury and brain damage before this safety measure could be fully tested.
The next in a long line of counter clerks/huffers/handymen only got as far as using his hammer to pound out a perfectly square dent into the non-working hand dryer. This may not seem like a big deal but the hammer head was round and the square was very square. It thoroughly impressed everyone who has seen it since. He did not die but did retire after 24 years of working on this art piece. He then died.
His name was Jamie. He liked to mix it up sometimes. He was a hell of a hammersmith.
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